Trump Hair
TRUMP HAIR
Trump Hair is a very serious problem that needs to be addressed. It needs to be spoken about openly and honestly. Trump Hair isn't just bad hair that looks like a toupee, it's a serious disease with serious symptoms. It can cause loss of brain cells which will cause a loss to rationing and common sense. It can lead to you becoming a meme on a the internet. It can be spread and infect others through large speeches that are listened to by large crowds, it can be especially dangerous if elected as a nations leader, but there is hope, Trump Hair can be cured.
You can help defeat the horrible effects of Trump Hair by not acknowledging the namesake, Donald Trump. The hair thrives on attention and only gets stronger with more.
Together, we can beat Trump Hair.
Together, we can get through this.
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